10 Weird But True Facts About Kissing

A reader suggested we check out this article. It's fun and interesting and random. And has things like this:

"On average, humans spend about two weeks, or 15 days, playing tonsil hockey in their lifetime"

Pretty awesome-right?!

How much time are you going to accumulate today?

Types of Kisses

It's amazing how other cultures have incorporated kissing into daily life. They kiss when they say hello, goodbye, good morning, sorry etc. It got me thinking about different kinds of kisses.

Greeting Kiss

You basically touch cheeks and make a kissing sound

Cheek Kiss

You kiss the cheek, quickly with your lips only

Lip Peck

Squish your lips together and place them on the other person's lips

The French "Soul" Kiss

You open your mouth and stick your tongue into the other's mouth. You may do this quickly before pulling it out or use your tongue to explore the other's mouth.

The Pain Kiss/Necking

You start kissing, but open your mouth slightly and take a quick nibble. This is usually done on the neck so it can be referred to as necking or the Vampire Kiss.

Just for fun, I looked up a list of some bad kisses. I love some of these names!

The Roto Rooter: Their tongue ventures so far down your throat that it actually begins to choke you.

The Swordfish: They operate their tongue much like a swordfish uses it's snout, in a blunt and violent manner.

The Deep Sea Diver: They rarely come up for air.

The Lizard: Their tongue darts in and out of your mouth like a reptile probing for its next victim.

Frozen in Time: They never change the position, posture or angle of their head. It is as if they have mastered kissing cryogenics.

The Squid: They seem to excrete an awful flavor. All you can think of is how to slip them a breath mint.

The Wrecking Ball: They kiss like a battering ram. Whoa, look out, here they come again!

What fun kisses have you tried to mix things up?

Any that you've really hated?

Understanding Your Body

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5-Day Challenge

After reviewing the comments from my last post, More, it seems the common theme is wanting to want more sex and needing advice on how to make it happen. I believe it is a learning process that requires study and action. Each post I write is ultimately intended to help you improve your sex life with your husband. Marital intimacy is the single most effective way to unite a husband and a wife.

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If every couple would make daily intimacy their goal there would be fewer husbands who stray, fewer crabby wives, and altogether, less divorce. Clearly there will be days when physical intimacy is simply impossible or unattainable, the point is to make it your goal and your desire. Your relationship with your spouse should be the most lasting and intimate relationship you will ever be a part of. No one is more important than your spouse. Not your mother, your sister, your best friend, or your child.

You can not afford to be too busy or too tired for sex. If you haven't noticed, sex is not merely about the orgasm. While orgasm is a very key piece and should not be discredited, sex is also about submitting yourself to your spouse and reaching a higher emotional connection. Learning to orgasm more easily and increasing your libido are great ways to make marital intimacy more achievable.

These are all just words if you fail to act. Try initiating sex with your husband this week for five days straight and see what happens. You will be closer, happier, hornier, and more in love. Don't tell him what your plan is. Just love him.

P.S. Physical intimacy is not limited to intercourse. Intercourse is not always an option. Get creative and enjoy yourself.

Are you in? Will you commit? Sign up for the 5 Day Challenge in the comments below. And, as always, anonymous comments are welcome. On Friday I'll be eager to hear all of your wonderful stories about how rockin' hot your marriage is!

If I Could Make Out Anywhere...

...it would be under the Eiffel Tower. I could roll around in the grass for hours underneath the iron lattice. Perfectly romantic.

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Where would you make out?